A nobleman's princess pushed the elevator button in a royal hotel, impatiently. She grumbled and muttered while waiting for the lift.
Eventually, it came. She stormed hastily and shouted at the elevator boy, "Where were you?!"
"I am sorry, miss. But where could someone go when he was inside the elevator all the time?"
Originally taken from Doa Sang Katak 2 (Anthony de Mello SJ)